The United States of Cool Math Games is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.35 billion Cool Math Gamesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cool Math Gamesian economy, worth 62.1 trillion Popsicleses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 45,978 Popsicleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, the little guy plays a big role in Cool Math Gamesian politics, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cool Math Games's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cool Math Games is ranked 32,402^nd in the world and 7^th in Rocketopia for Safest, scoring 108.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.